setting : family party, upper west side, nyc. girl innocuously pops open a bottle of brooklyn lager. crazy asian mom barrels across the room to confront her daughter
mom : soâ€¦ what? you’re drinking BEER now?
girl : umâ€¦ yeah, obviously (wishes she could reply with "mother, i was in a sorority in college")
mom : *gives the death glare then storms off*
3 weeks laterâ€¦ girl receives an email from her dad, who obviously sent the following email bc he had been nagged to death by his wife to:
"BTW, I noticed the other day at [the party] that you drank beer. Is it true? If it’s true, you should stop that habit. Nobody in our family gets to have this habit. It’s bad and it’s not good for your health. This is why you have a family â€“ to care about you and your future. You should be thankful of what you have."